Mother Nature must be a bitch

I just don't get it.....

I have been sort of dieting. Not really hard core, just following Weight Watchers as closely as I can, and being aware of what is going down the ol' gullet. I have lost almost 10 pounds in the past 6 weeks, and I really don't feel as if I am sacrificing too much. (I did avoid dessert last night so that I could have booze instead...priorities, people)

Here's the rotter...I updated my measurements today.

Guess where I lost the MOST inches? You guesses it...tits

Guess where I lost the LEAST number of inches...yup...ass.

Now, you may not know me, so I will fill you in. My biggest part..... my ass. And I am not what you would consider busty. When I buy bras the only ones that fit are either ones with Hello Kitty on them, or are stuffed with artificial cleavage. I guess the assumption is, if you buy my size you are either 12, or you want bigger boobs.

So, doing the math, I lost 5% of my chest measurement at 1% of my hip measurement.

Mother Nature, what the hell is wrong with you?