And I thought 15 was an awkward age...

Well, I guess 15 really is an awkward age, but 50 beats it.

I just got home from clothes shopping. It's tough job, speaking as a 50 year-old-in-body-but-35-year-old-in-mind.

It was a good trip....I brought home a couple pairs of pants and a couple blazers....but unless you have experienced what it is like, I don't think you could understand.

I want to look good.

I DON'T want to look old.

I REALLY don't want to look like I'm trying to look young.

Frump is bad (really bad)

Hip can be even worse.

Trendy is not necessarily good either.

It should be a sport in the olympics.